Ozymandias

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The Office (2005–2013) 

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better than me - hinder

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Holiday Knights
The New Batman Adventures

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Healing 🌊

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you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

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Witch Work by Neil Gaiman.

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inthefallofasparrow:

Is the implication here that:

a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity

b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity

c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?

d) all of the above are true implications

e) Gonzo has no clue how long he has worked with Kermit and is asking for confirmation. There is no relevance to Kermit’s previous question.

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All Hallow’s Read fan art!
I’ve painted book monsters for Neil Gaiman’s horror fiction giving initiative the last five years. I think All Hallow’s Read deserves all the attention it can get. I’m quite proud of the little bunch of renegade books they have grown into and it’s such fun making them.

I’d love to know which one you think would suit best roaming around Neil’s own library, if he had to house just one of them.

From the top: 2018, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017

For those curious and brave coming here to my art blog after seeing this year’s All Hallow’s Read bookmonster. Here are the other ones!

These are Marvelous!!

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Helicopter tail 

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cleansifyer:

broken tornado siren

official anthem of 2020

I’ve heard this before, but I still take psychic damage every time I hear it

Not to double reblog, but this would be an interesting application to nuclear semiotics. If this sound could be preserved and serve as a proximity alarm for places that aren’t meant to be disturbed, how well would that work?

I mean I absolutely wouldn’t go near any weird structures just blaring this.

This is not a broken tornado sirin. This is a full on tornado warning sirin. The pattern is called an alternating wail. It has begun to be utilized for Two reaons. One, the normal key up sirin holds a note, and backs off slowly. If you are headphoned or doing loud work it can be hard to hear. Two, hollywood has desensitised us to the origanal sirin. It is offputting and loud, but does not create the sense of urgency needed durring an emergency.

the alternating wail was designed with a spin up and spin down, and half octive jumps timed diffrently then the patern of the primary wail. It is just off enough that it instantly makes you feel unease and danger.

Which is what its designed to warn about!

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Did she just tell an alligator what to do? 😳

Ancient Reptile: Free me.

Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.

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baratwunk:

But y’all not ready for THAT conversation

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criminal minds without context {part three}

the spencer reid edition

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